The Japanese invented reliable automobiles, robots that look like dogs and most of the more interesting sex acts on the web. But how well do they do costumes? To find out we strapped on our favorite web browser and scoured what the online Japanese costume world had to offer. We were not disapointed.
So says the folks at Cracked! There is an insane article posted right now on Cracked! that showcases some of the craziest halloween costumes you’ll ever see. This makes me wanna say “Dammit…how and where can I get one?” Here are my favourite samples:

If you ever wanted to connect your head to your penis like some insane M.C. Escher drawing, this Halloween, consider the Mobius Giraffe.
Translation: “Rub me against women!”
This is sort of what we’d imagine a holiday film by Quentin Tarantino would look like.
Dasher: “Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?”
Blitzen: “Fuck You.”
More funny and insane Japansese insanity at the original CRACKED! post