Can’t believe human flesh can be, err…so delicious, it sickens me.
Who though out this idea of making newborn shaped chocolates anyway? He must be convicted of virulent mental illness.
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O’ thou sons of Adam, make not the mistake your forefathers hath. Marry a nice girl 
I’ll tell you what, no there isn’t. And I’m not talking about any gay wizardry test expressed with all-caps and featuring largely British characters. This is god’s (or evolution’s) one of "the" most majestic creatures we are talking about.
I know I’ve been through some awkward situations, and I bet you’ve been through some too…but, this guy is literally "Hanging from a Crocodile’s Mouth", that has got to suck. See for yourself .
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..and to think of it all, the chief export of the "Texas Ranger" is PAIN..yet I think even he would grunt a little in a situation such as this.
From: The Chuck Norris Facts
This one strip explains it all. What would’ve really happened if James Bond was real and he had to face real-life restrictions like "Vulnerability"/"Citizen Mode".
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Great AHEM! "Thermal" reference to a virtual "erection".
Something tells me that this guy missed the training session of artillery firing where they tell you never to sit behind the gun. Bet he’ll never forget it again, especially after this rib "braking" experience!
This is a must have for both rednecks and hippies alike.
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Couldn’t have said/shown it better myself.
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